Cowabunga!

Love a surf? Love a comfy couch? LOVE COUCH SURFING ON A COMFY COUCH? I got you fam! Hang Ten and Rip some Curls!


Yes indeed it's time to surf on in to the gnarly dudes at Frank Frisky Furniture where we can sell you this beaut comfort master! Not only do you get the best way to recover from being dumped in a backside barrel which is totally not bodacious, but check out the free stuff with this one!

Not one....but two boards of boogie!


Good god on a gondola Frisky, are you flipping insane? 

Possibly! Maybe I've had too much time in the sun and didn't smear on enough surf wax but my madness scores you the lot. 

The couch
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The two brilliant boards of boogie
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As much grass as you can throw into a shopping back from outside the front of the store. 

That's better than a full glass of aggro backwash! I got you Bro, I got you this couch.

It won't last though so don't be a beach bum Grommet flat without flippers, bail on in and take this off my hands before it ends up being a part of the Sweathog Pro. Word and all those other words you kids seem to enjoy.

$950

I'm frothing at this price! YOU BUY NOW!



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