Are you sick and tired of buying couches that are already put together? So annoyed when the big burly delivery men walk your couch through the door, put it down and that's it?
Hankering for some quality me time with an Allen key and a coffee tin full of random nuts and bolts?
Then you need this couch!
(Well we think it's a couch)
In all transparency, we haven't got round to actually putting it together. We've been busy selling furniture, sitting on furniture, lying on furniture and telling dirty jokes to each other while waiting for more customers to come in and buy furniture.
And then getting them to share their favorite dirty jokes.
I did task Burpo the work experience kid with attempting to build this but within 45 seconds he managed to lose the screw driver. So I gave him another one and before I could even say 'any luck yet sunshine?' he lost that too. So far the casualty list is three screwdrivers, two power drills and a pipe wrench that I didn't even know I had until he lost it.
So we've given up and our frustration could be your ultimate bargain as we're throwing in a small tool box full of random surgical tools we picked up for a steal on Gumtree to go with it. Spend a couple of weeks tooling away on this baby and you may just have the greatest couch you've ever seen.
It also could be any of the following: (we asked random staff and customers what they might think it actually could be in it's disassembled state)
A small eco friendly house
A live brown cow
Greta Thunburg's bicycle
A giant cake
An impeached president
A preloved clothing emporium
A Naval battle cruiser
Burpo's bilogical father
A Nissan 200SX
A natural disaster in disguise
We just don't know so out it goes for $1000. When you finally do get it together maybe send us a picture so we can solve this little argument?
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