Competition time! What's in Frisky's safe?

 


It's been some time since I last ran a competition (and ultimately only a lucky few got to play 'What's in Frisky's pants last time) and so in the interest of getting billions to flock to this page and buy all my sweet sweet bargain furniture, it's time to get some winning feeling up and running again!

Above is my 1953 Crudeweld Safe-T-Box in the corner of my office and if you can guess what's in it currently, you will win it!

Thousands of Vladsputan Sputa coins? The missing cushion to the Super Senton? My spare car keys to that rusted Datsun down the side of the building or maybe a tonne of Golden Chad Kruger Ants? It could be anything and even better: It could be coming to your house!

Leave your guess below as a comment and closest to it by the end of this year wins it!

Good luck and don't forget to tell your friends, like, click, share, fax and download or whatever you kids do when you run out of porn to giggle at. 

Comments

  1. The original celebrity list for I'm A Celebrity 2021 - Melanie

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  2. The full collection of Crab books by Guy N Smith

    -Not Guy N Smith

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  3. Every 10mm spanner I've ever lost is probably in there. Can I have them back please?

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  4. Hello does anyone know where my husband went? He said he was just popping down the internet to grab some bread and milk and that was five years ago. Truth be told, it's probably time for a new one anyway.

    I like wine, dancing and soaping myself up. If you share similar interests, drop me a line at rexusenefex@yahoo.com

    xox
    Gem

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  5. Dave, get back to me. I've just got wind of an amazing investment opportunity in my email! Jimbo666@hotmail.com

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  6. Mugu, u dey.stay awayooooooooo! Usman,

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  7. That one off Wu Tang album that the dodgy chemist guy once owned.

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  8. My report card from 1983

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  9. My ex.
    And if that's the case, she can stay there!

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  10. Cups. So many cups. Cups for days!

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  11. Hey does anyone here know what Flo Rida's song Whistle is all about? The old bloke down the road at the servo reckons it's all about Blowies but then the cute girl at the bus stop swears up and down on a stack of bibles that it's about Netball?

    I lean more towards her than old mate but can anyone confirm?

    Jack

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  12. Inside this safe is obviously another smaller safe and inside that...

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