Look, we all make mistakes. My latest only happened an hour ago when I was trying to prove how tough this couch really was to an interested customer.
But my mistake means your bonza savings, so who can argue with that??
So what the hell happened here?
Well a customer came in an upon spying this ridiculously good quality Masterchook sleeper couch, asked how rugged and well built it truly was. And I told him 'It'll take whatever punishment you can throw at it and keep on being comfy!'
And before you know it, he'd borrowed a ladder from Burpo the work experience kid and proceeded to Senton Bomb the couch into oblivion.
For those not big on wrestling parlance, he did this to it: Just imagine the guy on the canvas was the sleeper couch.
And amazingly it was the couch that came off second best. Guess I lost that bet (how I was I supposed to know the customer was actually Fat Stacks the independent wrestler without his mask on?)
Anyway, he's been banned from body slamming any more of my furniture and I digress.
Now we have this Senton'd couch that is going out so cheap and still so comfy, you'll save thousands on sleeping pills each and every year!
(Yes that is the stuffing that has been knocked out of it but I have it on good authority that it's actually Tanzanian Mosquito wool and god only knows how many mosquitoes you need to shave to fill a couch this size but you'll have to admit it's impressive!)
Don't super kick yourself and give up your world title in disappointment, this Masterchook is still (almost) as good as it was when it ran out of factory back in 1972. Buy now for $50 before the referee calls for a disqualification on this insane bargain!
But my mistake means your bonza savings, so who can argue with that??
So what the hell happened here?
Well a customer came in an upon spying this ridiculously good quality Masterchook sleeper couch, asked how rugged and well built it truly was. And I told him 'It'll take whatever punishment you can throw at it and keep on being comfy!'
And before you know it, he'd borrowed a ladder from Burpo the work experience kid and proceeded to Senton Bomb the couch into oblivion.
For those not big on wrestling parlance, he did this to it: Just imagine the guy on the canvas was the sleeper couch.
And amazingly it was the couch that came off second best. Guess I lost that bet (how I was I supposed to know the customer was actually Fat Stacks the independent wrestler without his mask on?)
Anyway, he's been banned from body slamming any more of my furniture and I digress.
Now we have this Senton'd couch that is going out so cheap and still so comfy, you'll save thousands on sleeping pills each and every year!
(Yes that is the stuffing that has been knocked out of it but I have it on good authority that it's actually Tanzanian Mosquito wool and god only knows how many mosquitoes you need to shave to fill a couch this size but you'll have to admit it's impressive!)
Don't super kick yourself and give up your world title in disappointment, this Masterchook is still (almost) as good as it was when it ran out of factory back in 1972. Buy now for $50 before the referee calls for a disqualification on this insane bargain!
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