What's this Frank Frisky, you selling bikes now? Well today I am!..
Look I know I'm usually the purveyor of some of the finest cut price furniture bargains this side of the shady side of the railway tracks but fork me sideways if this movie prop doesn't go up in price within the next 8 to 10 decades.
Yes kids, you are indeed looking at the very stunt bike that Jon Von Unleaded uses in the upcoming movie - Faster N Furious - Get Stunted!
As soon as this film gets the green light (and the correct permissions to use Robocop, James Bond and Predators all in the same film) then this thing is going to be right ole earner.
Once Von gets out of traction, we're going to get him to sign it too! Like the porn starlet once said to the tax man, what a bonus!
So buy the golden goose now before it's priced so high, it'd be cheaper to take home a Picasso.
Out it goes for just $1258!
(Pay the same for cash!)
Look I know I'm usually the purveyor of some of the finest cut price furniture bargains this side of the shady side of the railway tracks but fork me sideways if this movie prop doesn't go up in price within the next 8 to 10 decades.
Yes kids, you are indeed looking at the very stunt bike that Jon Von Unleaded uses in the upcoming movie - Faster N Furious - Get Stunted!
As soon as this film gets the green light (and the correct permissions to use Robocop, James Bond and Predators all in the same film) then this thing is going to be right ole earner.
Once Von gets out of traction, we're going to get him to sign it too! Like the porn starlet once said to the tax man, what a bonus!
So buy the golden goose now before it's priced so high, it'd be cheaper to take home a Picasso.
Out it goes for just $1258!
(Pay the same for cash!)
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