Tired? Stressed? Achy? This probably won't help. But you're welcome to buy it and try it and prove me wrong!
(Yes it's a genuine Creakmaster!)
Holy duck shit served on crackers, an actual Creakmaster!
Check out those 24 hand crafted 'Back poking technology' high tensile springs ready to do a number on your spine and every other part of you lucky enough to come in contact with this innovating steel and tin super blend.
Brag to neighbors about how cooler this thing looks in comparison to their spiky shiatsu mat that they just shelled out an absolute mint for!
Put a TV under it, lay face down and watch the news while your body does something semi scientific while laying prone!
Yes you could technically put a mattress on it but how about you stand out in your own 'burb and go your own way? If you want to rebel, then this is the bed for you!
Just 1 easy payment of $699. No conditions apply, just come and buy it for one of the most interesting nights you're ever likely to have!
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