Recaro race seats a little too pricey for your car? Save a tonne of coin and have us install this racey red bus seat instead!
Yes for an extra $30 and just a mere two weeks wait time we can organize Burpo our work experience kid (he came in for two weeks work experience 16 years ago and never left) to install this into whatever your choice of ride is.
Ford, Holden, Leyland P-76? Easy! Beamer, Ferrari, Lambo? No problem. Moped, Took-Took, unicycle? Possibly a problem. But Burpo loves a challenge.
The racey red screams that you're a takes no prisoner sex machine that hoovers cocaine off the steering wheel for breakfast and crushes boardrooms for lunch. And that hole on the left? Well pay us double and our lawyers will finally release the truth!
Hurry before someone in a power tie larger than Texas takes this rare piece home and does unspeakable things to some willing wait staff all over it.
$500 - YOU BUY NOW!
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