Sack of flesh luxury blob couch!

Look, for the sake of possibly getting out of it alive again...we probably wouldn't sit in this couch ourselves. But what a great talking point it would make!

(or anniversary gift for the in laws!)

Now in all fairness we don't have much to go on with this one - it just 'mysteriously' turned up on the back of our delivery truck one day on a return trip and Jimmy the Drunk had no idea how it got in there in the first place.

He also had a snooze on it and all of a sudden we had to find ourselves a slightly more sober furniture delivery man on account of him never being seen ever again.



WHAT SHAPE IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE?

We just don't know. We're also not sure what that covering is made of as no one has been brave enough to get close enough to take a proper look.

Anyhoo it's been in the corner of the warehouse for a while now (strangely that corner has been rat free ever since we lumped it there) and since I need to clear some more space for some incoming gear fresh from a circus so out it goes.

First to front up with $300 or evidence that Jimmy still lives somehow gets to take it home and marvel at it's truly mind boggling shape..