Is your couch making your family as soft as puppy poo? Is the soft filling on the sofa causing them to get lazy?
Well have we got something that'll stiffen their back bones right back up to where they belong!
In fact it's the hardest bargain you're going to get all year!
Feast your unbelieving eyes on this WoodrowTM wooden couch.
Lovingly built and as tough as a freeway retaining wall.
This thing won't just take a beating, it'll take on nuclear weapons and still stare straight back at you while asking 'Okay tough guy, what else have you got?'
The best part?
Its. Got. Wheels.
Holy hell on a hand grenade, you won't have to break your back carrying this mean bastard around the house, you can just get the family to push!
In fact you could incorporate it into your thrice a week fitness routine!
It's tougher than tough, it's a Woodrow!
Don't drool, buy it now and shape the kids into lean mean fighting machines already!
$5000 for this one off.
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