In no particular order this beauty smells like: Mead, blood, ale, wenches, roasted suckling pig AND success!
I mean seriously, how impressed would your boss be if you invited them around for a spit roast and then smashed some ceramic flagons against this relic? That's the way of a real go getting squire that is!
You're just one open log fire and a couple of snoozing war hounds away from ruling your own kingdom with this piece taking pride of place in your hall of banners!
Can also double as a rudimentary shield if you're the size of Andre The Giant. Not so great against arrows it seems (apologies to the work experience kid Burpo..)
Finance no longer available on account of our finance guy getting nabbed for fraud. Sorry about that.
$1250 takes it home today, no questions asked my lord!
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