Mother in law constantly lambasting your choice of furniture everytime she rolls around? Do they 'not build them like they used to?' everytime she takes a seat? Well park her on this one and silence the complaints for good!
Cemented in place circa 1876 this stool can take the most withering states and stories of how better things were back when she was out on the town as well as how all the good jobs are being taken by people who can't even speak English and how the government is run by a bunch of idiots and still not move an inch.
And if she complains about it getting cold up top there, just throw on one of those hideous throw rugs she bought you that didn't go with anything in your house and only managed to give the kids this strange rash that still confounds doctors to this day.
Problem solved.
$2000 and it's yours, throw in another $500 for tractor hire to drag it into your house.
Enjoy the peace!
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