You know those promises you make to yourself that you know deep down within your very being, you're not going to keep no matter how hard you try? Things like:
-No more cake for breakfast
-Hang your towel up back on the towel rack instead of leaving it in a random spot around the house after you shower
-Stop stalking Israel Folau
Well welcome to the result of one of mine I'm failing to keep and that is stop buying strange furniture from countries I can barely pronounce, sight unseen, just because they're a bargain.
Because lo and behold here's my latest purchase from Vladasputa, fresh from Dimitri's Den of Wonderment.
And we're truly scratching our heads as to what it is. (And it's not like I can ring them and ask what is is before they don't have a phone network up and running over there yet).
Best suggestion we've had so far was from Drunk Bob who stumbled by after we were giving it the look over out the back, mumbling something about it be 'One of them fandangled new age bbq racks!'
And after squinting at it for a bit, we can see method to his drunkenness. Burpo the work experience kid whipped up a quick graphic to explain:
The more we think about it, the more this seems obvious. And that opening allows you easy access to the meat, coals and tanning your legs. Brilliant!
So don't miss out on the chance to not only make your neighbors green with envy but put some real Vladasputian flavor to your big chunks of beef offal with this brilliant innovation of bbq madness genius.
$1000 this weekend only. No bargaining, we've worked out what we've got.
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