Now if you've been moaning about the environment to anyone the the tram stop willing to listen (or if you identify as an Ork) then do I have the couch for you!
It's mean!
It's green! (Possibly moss, results haven't come back from the lab yet.)
What it's stuffed with is best unseen!
And yes sir/maam/gitz, you do indeed spot with your keen eye a set of BackbreakaTM couch springs reinforcing the top half there. Like the jingle back in 68 went 'Backbreaka, tis no faker!' and your neighbors will be greener than this seat itself when they see them punching their way through the fabric the next time they pop round for chat and cucumber sandwiches!
And as you can see, this piece is environmentally friendly! We've left it outside all day (more to air out than anything else) and not once did it try to punch on with a tree or curb stomp a passing dog! Your lawn ornaments will love it!
You better hurry though, once Greenpeace become aware of it they'll be snapping it up right quick as a new captains chair for whatever Rainbow Warrior they're up to nowadays. $2350 and you get to save the environment with it first!
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