Like Obi Wan Yoda once said to Leila Skywalker 'Sit. Think. Shop at Frisky Furniture.' And that little Mandarin was right on the money, especially when this powerhouse combo arrives just in time for nut dropping low temperatures!
Yes siree this truly is a one, two punch to the fear of freezing your flabby bottom outside while you ponder the following on your back deck:
-What went wrong
-How you were involved
-What you're going to say when the cops come around with questions.
Because you sit, contemplate and plan your interstate escape (after shaving your head) on that brass looking chair while the ergonomically designed mushroom heater sends waves of warm ideas right into that overtaxed cranium of yours. And the best thing? If you get hungry, hold a raw chicken over your head for an hour or so and let the heater do the rest!
Food and relaxation? Get out of here Frisky! But it's true. These two work together - like beer and more beer, dim sims in brioche buns and Kanye West and Gregorian monks.
No I won't separate, are you nuts? Come and grab them both for the stupidly low price of only $3000 before the police kick down your door and launch gas grenades down your hallway.
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