I bet I know what you're thinking right now 'Hooley dooley, is that one luscious looking leather seat you've posted up today Frisky! I can practically feel that texture rubbing up against my bare bits already!'
And you'd be right! Well, it it was actually leather...
Wait what? You exclaim.
Is it vinyl? Nay.
Some kind of nylon blend? Of course not!
The skin of a Gold Coast resident who has lived near the beach for far too long then? Wishful thinking!
No what you're looking at...
...is tanned Pumpkin!
Behold, a super comfy single seater that has been made from tanning a tonne of pumpkin, getting to the consistency of leather!
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| You can smell it through your screen! Go on, give it a sniff! |
How they manage to do this is beyond us (some process with monks, goats and mountains yada yada yada) but we can reveal it does smell like one of those exotic coffees you only try once before going back to that regular stuff at your local coffee shop and sausage roll emporium.
Spiced pumpkin mocha with two sugars? No thanks!
And by the looks of things, it looks so delicious that someone has tried to take more than a handful of bites out of it! (Possibly before being dragged away by the couch owner screaming 'It's for sitting on you shithead!')
Still, bite marks aside what a rarity! If you love your pumpkin and you need a seat, cross both of those desires off your list by grabbing this now!
$2000, does not need to be baked. Hurry now!
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