*Please note, this is not an exotic bin. I've had to slap sense into no less than three shop customers this week who saw it, thought it was some kind of trash receptacle and threw their empty takeaway coffee cups in there.
No what you're slapping your peepers on this time is an original Hammosteam 2000, the latest* and greatest way to steam up a ham just in time for the neighbors with very lose morals to pop around! (*This was in 1972)
Why this was extensively modified over time to only work under blue light remains a complete mystery but once you install a blue globe outside and stock up on copious amounts of unsteamed ham from your local unsteamed ham distributors, you're good to go!
Load up your burning fuel and flavor ingredients (we've found a whole bunch of our old catalogues really gets a great smoke going on and combined with some sage, pine, whiskey soaked chips and the occasional chair leg, really puts a bit of ommph into the meat.), pop the ham on top of the ham grill and go and do your tax or something because this blue light fueled baby will take care of the rest!
Seriously, your backyard based family interventions will never be the same with this bad boy in the corner, steaming hams all afternoon. And given how much attention this piece has garnered in the shop (and not just from idiots thinking it's a bin) you know it won't last long!
$3000 and your ham steaming adventures can start right now! Where else are you going to find an original Hammosteam at this low price?
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