Look let's face scientific facts. Sometimes without reason, rats explode. No one knows the how or the why but in this case it means you can now grab this limited edition couch with a great discount!
How lucky are you?
Now I have to stress that we don't have a warehouse full of rats okay? A strange family come in one afternoon and the daughter had a rat in a cage (possibly lunch later? I didn't ask) and while I was wheeling and dealing and offering them a bargain $10 discount on the Wardrobe of Surprise (which they did not take amazingly), she let the critter out on this couch for some fresh air.
And then it exploded.
As they are known to do.
Thankfully it was just a small explosion and nobody was hurt (well the rat was but Burpo the work experience kid is very good dealing with animal carcasses) and aside from the tiny blast mark in the picture, this couch is an absolute hum dinger!
It's comfy, you can sleep on it, the dog can sleep on it (provided its not one of those breeds known to spontaneously catch on fire), the smell of roasted rodent is well and truly gone and you can watch reruns of Married At First Sight from it over and over on VHS. Up to you.
Grab it now before more rats break in one night and explode all over it again in a ten detonating rat salute.
$1200 no conditions apply.
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