Okay don't be fooled, it may look like some rickety wardrobe fresh from the swinging fifties covered in masking tape but that's sincerely not the case.
That tape is actually a purity seal blessed by a local vicar to ensure that every experience of opening this thing is a blessed one.
Now how many Furniture Super Stores can claim they do that for their customers!
(It's just part of the daily deals for Frank Frisky baby!)
Fill this wonderful world of brown wood substitute with whatever you like and then take it all out again when you change your mind!
Pop in your hat and cape for your next shindig!
Carve a hole in the back for easy access to the neighbors dungeon!
Hide your girlfriend in there for fun and profit!
Go to Narnia for all I care you stupid witch, just grab this bargain banger before it transports itself to some other lucky bugger's bedroom!
$2000 no offers, we know what we have here.
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