First things first, take a look at this exceptional home camouflage couch. Lovingly salvaged from Shady Pines Old Folks home, legend has it that Merle Backwater the famous organist (with her big hits 'Organ Organ Baby' and 'Hit my organ one more time') once passed out on this thing after one too many sherries at the annual Christmas party before waking and hurling into the trifle.
(And how good does it look outside? Like it was intentionally made to blend in with nature!)
That my friends is a bit of history right there. And by itself this insanely floral piece would be the acquisition of the century were it not for the incredible bonus we're throwing in absolutely free.
Yes! Buy the couch and we throw in...
Yes organ fans, you do indeed know what time it is. Time to ORGAN UP A STORM ON THIS LIMITED EDITION Hackemono Organ 2000!
Yes you too can now make exciting noises like MMMMMMNNNNNNNNN and HNNNNNNNNNNNNN (and let's not forget DHHHHHHHHHHH) for the pure enjoyment of the neighborhood and when you're done you can rest up another storm on that super comfy couch.
Play, chill and play some more!
It's like leisure and luxury got together to spawn something truly amazing!
(Bookings are essential for viewing this bargain as Burpo the Word Experience kid will happily show you how both pieces work. His rendition of Elton John's Saturday Night's alright for fighting is pretty impressive considering he doesn't know how the lyrics go!)
$23,000 Buy it before a national museum does and ruins your fun completely.
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