Zowee kaboom has it been a while since we had a gaming chair of this caliber gracing the office essentials section of Frisky Furniture. Not since the anti-mosquito special actually and the reason is, good gaming chairs are rarely let go of.
You find a chair that becomes one with your bum, through every turtle stomp, every punch and spin kick in Double Dragon, every block in RobotCraft and every shovel swing in MineDig. With every sneak peak at a bare breast or bottom, every giggle at one of those pictures of Trump in a dress, you become a little bit closer to a chair like this til it gets to the point where it's like a second skin. You game and writhe and moan and thump keyboards in great comfort and you decide, you know what? I want to be buried in this bad boy, it's that good.*
If you could hook up a shower to this thing as well as some kind of toilet facilities (we're not counting empty bottles of Fanta nearby) you'd never leave.
We know that, we're gamers who enjoy the Falling Out series too. And if that's the case, why would you let something like this go? (Especially when it's built to last and absorb various fluids like this JrkMaster 5000. Ignore those lies about kids going blind, it's never been proved in an actual court. )
Well incredibly someone has let this out into the wild (we didn't ask), so you better snap this up quick smart while you recharge your laser and wade through the vast army of pizza boxes to get here. No we haven't steam cleaned the previous experience out of it, you want to win the game don't you?
$1000 and you know it won't be here for long at that price!
*Please note we did not dig up a grave to find this bargain if that's what you're thinking. We're not that desperate for gaming chairs yet.
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